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Melissa Todd

Writer and commentator on sex work and kink.

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Melissa Todd
Melissa Todd

Writer and commentator on sex work and kink.

On Tour!

 

Melissa Todd has been a sex worker for 30 years and has loved each second and sequin. 
Relish in her new show with hilariously filthy anecdotes from a lifetime of bizarre and kinky adventures.

“Brutal, brilliant, and bitingly funny—storytelling with kink and comedy”

“An intelligent, funny exploration of sexy experiences.”

“Made my husband look nervous for all the right reasons.”

“Raw, honest and sexy fun.”

Gag Writer

BATH
Friday 17th April 2026 – 7:30pm
The Grapes, BA1 1EQ
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CARDIGAN
Monday 20th April 2026 – 8.00pm
The Cellar, Cardigan, SA43 1HU
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MARGATE
Saturday 13th June – 7:30pm
Tom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB
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RAMSGATE
July 18
Screaming Alley
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LONDON
Friday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pm
Bread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZ
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SALFORD

Wednesday June 3 – 7:30pm
The Kings Arms, 11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6AN
Book here

MARGATE
Saturday 13th June – 7:30pm
Tom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB
Book here

RAMSGATE
Saturday July 18
Screaming Alley
Book here

LONDON
Friday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pm
Bread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZ
Book here

“Hilarious and more than a bit horny. Somewhere between Bonnie Blue and Victoria Wood.”

Find out more about my other kinky talks!

“An excellent show! A wonderful hour of whore-positive stories that made me think and laugh in equal measure. If you get the chance go see!”

“Hilarious and a real eye-opener to the world of kink and the adult scene in general. Melissa tells her stories with humour and honesty. A great night out.”

Melissa Todd



A writer, performer and commentator on sex work and kink, with regular columns in Metro and Love it! magazine. She has worked in the sex industry for thirty years, and penned three books: My Body is My Business, her first and best loved work, gives a fictionalised account of her experiences in striptease, porn and domination. She has one son and lives in Kent with a remarkably stupid cat.

Essential Blogs

  • The Nordic Model
  • Pornography is not harmful
  • You can’t consent to being hurt

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