On Tour! Melissa Todd has been a sex worker for 30 years and has loved each second and sequin. Relish in her new show with hilariously filthy anecdotes from a lifetime of bizarre and kinky adventures. “Brutal, brilliant, and bitingly funny—storytelling with kink and comedy” “An intelligent, funny exploration of sexy experiences.” “Made my husband look nervous for all the right reasons.” “Raw, honest and sexy fun.” Gag WriterBATHFriday 17th April 2026 – 7:30pmThe Grapes, BA1 1EQBook hereCARDIGANMonday 20th April 2026 – 8.00pmThe Cellar, Cardigan, SA43 1HUBook hereMARGATESaturday 13th June – 7:30pmTom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB Book hereRAMSGATEJuly 18 Screaming AlleyBook here LONDONFriday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pmBread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZBook here SALFORDWednesday June 3 – 7:30pmThe Kings Arms, 11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6ANBook hereMARGATESaturday 13th June – 7:30pmTom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB Book hereRAMSGATESaturday July 18Screaming AlleyBook hereLONDONFriday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pmBread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZBook here “Hilarious and more than a bit horny. Somewhere between Bonnie Blue and Victoria Wood.” Find out more about my other kinky talks!“An excellent show! A wonderful hour of whore-positive stories that made me think and laugh in equal measure. If you get the chance go see!”“Hilarious and a real eye-opener to the world of kink and the adult scene in general. Melissa tells her stories with humour and honesty. A great night out.”