On Tour! Melissa Todd has been a sex worker for 30 years and has loved each second and sequin. Relish in her new show with hilariously filthy anecdotes from a lifetime of bizarre and kinky adventures. “Brutal, brilliant, and bitingly funny—storytelling with kink and comedy” “An intelligent, funny exploration of sexy experiences.” “Made my husband look nervous for all the right reasons.” “Somewhere between Victoria Wood and a posh Bonnie Blue.” “She has some very funny stories about some of her clients and this could easily have become pure stand up comedy, but she also reflects on the very human needs that bring them to her.” Read a full review here! Gag WriterMARGATE13th June – 7:30pmTom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB Book here MEDFRINGE13th July – 7:30pmQueen Charlotte159 High Street, Rochester, ME1 1EHBook here RAMSGATE18th July – 7:30pmScreaming AlleyBook hereLONDONFriday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pmBread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZBook here SALFORDWednesday June 3 – 7:30pmThe Kings Arms, 11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6ANBook hereMARGATESaturday 13th June – 7:30pmTom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LB Book hereRAMSGATESaturday July 18Screaming AlleyBook hereLONDONFriday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pmBread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZBook here “Hilarious and more than a bit horny. Somewhere between Bonnie Blue and Victoria Wood.” Find out more about my other kinky talks!“An excellent show! A wonderful hour of whore-positive stories that made me think and laugh in equal measure. If you get the chance go see!”“Hilarious and a real eye-opener to the world of kink and the adult scene in general. Melissa tells her stories with humour and honesty. A great night out.”