On Tour! Melissa Todd has been a sex worker for 30 years and has loved each second and sequin. Relish in her new show with hilariously filthy anecdotes from a lifetime of bizarre and kinky adventures. “Brutal, brilliant, and bitingly funny—storytelling with kink and comedy” “An intelligent, funny exploration of sexy experiences.” “Made my husband look nervous for all the right reasons.” “Somewhere between Victoria Wood and Stormy Daniels.” “She has some very funny stories about some of her clients and this could easily have become pure stand up comedy, but she also reflects on the very human needs that bring them to her.” Read a full review here! Gag Writer SALFORDWednesday June 3 – 7:30pmThe Kings Arms, 11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6AN Book here MARGATE13th June – 7:30pmTom Thumb Theatre, Eastern Esplanade, Margate, CT9 2LBBook here MEDFRINGE13th July – 7:30pmQueen Charlotte159 High Street, Rochester, ME1 1EHBook here RAMSGATE18th July – 7:30pmScreaming AlleyBook here LONDONFriday 24th July 2026 – 7:30pmBread and Roses, Clapham, SW4 6DZBook here SALFORDWednesday June 3 – 7:30pmThe Kings Arms, 11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6ANBook here