Books Melissa Todd is a published author. You can purchase her books in audio, digital and paperback here. Gag Writer: 129 of her best Love It! columns Sex in the City, Melissa Todd’s highly acclaimed weekly column, has been delighting and appalling the readers of Love it! magazine since 2021. They offer a candid and humorous look at her life as an international dominatrix, porn producer and actor, alongside her other roles as wife, mother and self-proclaimed idiot. “Wise, sarcastic, but always tender, Todd treats her readership to a hilarious, eye-watering account of her antics, told with brilliant wit and intelligent observations.A must read for anyone who cares about the way society treats sex workers and their clients. Blunt, poetic and thought-provoking”. Paul Carter, Editor of Love it! Americaned Sex-and-grief-across-continent Melissa, an English dominatrix, has just lost her mother. But she has also promised to fly to Massachusetts to play the cane-happy headmistress of a girls’ boarding school in a film funded by a wealthy benefactor—and to give a keynote address on birching bare bottoms at a spanking conference in Texas four weeks later. And so, laid low by loss but also caught up in her obligations to colleagues, kinksters, family and creditors, she and her work husband learn to face grief, fear, and American highways while whacking backsides, cavorting with sex workers and visiting the homes of her literary heroes all down the East coast. Stormy Daniels meets Bill Bryson in acclaimed author and world-famous sex worker Melissa Todd’s utterly unpredictable tale of cockroach-ridden apartments, fetishes that you never knew existed and profound personal failings. Tortured by the absence of tea but enchanted by American supermarkets, she sees some of the best and worst that the United States has to offer. The Experiments The Experiments collects her best short stories, often erotic, always poetic. Here nice girls attempt to kill their husbands with cake, and fantasise about their funerals; life models are commanded to stay still, no matter the circumstance; dommes recruit and corrupt their young apprentices. Women’s bodies are canvasses on which they display and demonstrate their dissatisfaction. My Body is My Business My Body is My Business was written over ten years, in response to the negative stereotypes that dog sex workers and their clients. It provides an alternative analysis from the inside, from a woman who’s worked in brothels, porn, strip clubs; on web cam, chatlines and film sets.