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There is a correlation between the consumption of pornography and sexual violence, but it is an inverse correlation. The more liberal the porn laws in any particular country, the less likely you are to be sexually assaulted. This seems so staggering to those of us raised on a constant media…

A Norwegian chap wrote to me this week, requesting details of my sessions and help with his transport arrangements, which I gave with typical ill grace. (“It’s all on my website. You know, the website where you found my email address. And do I look like a search engine to…

Richard is 76, fascinated by politics, adores the music of the Temperance Seven and the novels of Robert Louis Stephenson. Until recently he was a keen archer and swam competitively. He has an English degree and is keen on photography, developing his pictures himself. He also has cerebral palsy. Until…

It may perhaps seem odd that people would choose to pay me to endure untold humiliation and suffering, these being experiences humans are usually thought to avoid. And yet in truth humans seek out suffering constantly, and pay for it too. Consider the fools who get flung about on rollercoasters:…

I spent a day as headmistress of an adult school this week. There were geography and science tests, art class and recorder practise, school dinners, milk at break, uniform inspections, and of course, heaps of caning. At lunch we all emerged from our roles somewhat and chatted about other spanko…

Liz Truss and I are the same age, which feels weird enough, but this means we also studied for the same degree at the same university through the same part of the mid-nineties – PPE (philosophy, politics and economics) at Oxford. We were at different colleges – I Balliol, she…

This week I booked a budget hotel in North London to spank my accountant, a lawyer and some random third dude I’d never met, who’d found me on Twitter, and seemed a decent egg. The accountant had a bath, a slapped face and a prostate massage, and told me he’d…

Many are. There’s no shortage of girls trying to sell viewing rights to their flesh. Onlyfans has about 450000 creators and 30 million subscribers. The number of women trying to make money via the platform skyrocketed during lockdown, as indeed did the number of fans.    Commentators trip over their…